Excellence is not born. It is copied. Carefully. In a lab.
Founded in 2019 by a small group of concerned scientists, bioethicists, and one man who inherited a chemical company, the Coalition for Human Iteration is a fully grassroots organization dedicated to ensuring that humanity's next chapter is written deliberately — not left to chance.
We believe that human iteration — the careful, considered replication of our best genetic outcomes — represents the most promising path forward for our species. But we also recognize a fundamental constraint: you cannot add to a container that is already full.
That's why CHI takes a holistic approach, advocating not just for advances in genetic science, but for thoughtful population management through personal choice, bodily autonomy, and a deep, abiding respect for the wisdom of preventable disease.
CHI is a 501(c)(4) social welfare organization. We are not a laboratory. We do not currently operate any cloning facilities. At this time. That we are required to disclose.
A comprehensive approach to ensuring humanity's future — whatever form that future takes. Literally whatever form.
We invest in research to ensure that when the time comes — and it will come — the science of human replication produces outcomes indistinguishable from, or perhaps superior to, traditional biological reproduction. Sex has had a good run. We think we can do better.
You can't add 50,000 clones to a planet that already has 8 billion people on it. That would be irresponsible. We need to get that number down first. Way down. Through natural means, of course. We're not monsters. We're scientists. Theoretical scientists.
We work with sympathetic legislators to ensure that when genetic iteration becomes viable, the regulatory environment is welcoming. Finding politicians who simultaneously support "medical freedom" and "deregulating biological research" has been shockingly easy.
Visionaries from diverse backgrounds, united by a common belief that humanity deserves a more deliberate future. And also by Teddy's money.
Former reproductive biologist at Stanford. Left academia in 2017 citing "a fundamental lack of imagination in the grants committee." Has never publicly used the word "clone." Has a framed photo of a sheep on her desk. Says it's sentimental. Won't say why.
Geneticist. Published 140+ papers on somatic cell nuclear transfer. Describes his work as "theoretical." Has been asked to leave three different countries. Loves gardening.
PR veteran who previously managed communications for Pfizer. Yes, that Pfizer. Joined CHI because she "had a change of heart about bodily autonomy." The timing of her non-compete expiration and her change of heart were coincidental.
Heir to the Marsh Industrial Holdings fortune. Provides 87% of CHI's "grassroots" funding. Has never explained what Marsh Industrial Holdings actually manufactures. Cries at board meetings. Happy tears. Mostly.
"People come up to me at conferences, real scientists, serious people, and they say, 'Diana, what you're doing is illegal in most jurisdictions.' And I always say: most. Not all."
— Dr. Diana Huxley-Voss, CHI Annual Gala, 2024
"I think about legacy a lot. I think about permanence. I think about how a man's DNA is really just a recipe, and recipes are meant to be followed more than once. I think about these things mostly at night. Alone. In my study. Looking at the ocean. Toward the island."
— Theodore "Teddy" Marsh III, interview with Connecticut Magazine (unpublished at the request of Mr. Marsh's attorneys)
"People always ask me, 'Raj, is it ethical?' And I always say, 'That's a great question. Next question.'"
— Dr. Raj Kapoor-Singh, at a dinner party (overheard)
"My job is to make people feel good about what we're doing here. That's what I did at Pfizer, and that's what I do at CHI. The main difference is that at Pfizer, I knew what we were doing. Here, I've been specifically asked not to visit the third floor."
— Cynthia Paxton-Wells, staff retreat, 2025
From policy advocacy to public education to things we can't discuss on a website hosted in the United States.
Our flagship public health campaign encourages individuals to explore natural alternatives to pharmaceutical intervention. If enough people choose to rely on their own immune systems rather than vaccines, the resulting demographic adjustments may create exciting opportunities in adjacent fields. Unrelated fields. Don't worry about it.
Flagship CampaignWe support candidates who champion medical freedom and, separately, who are open-minded about "reproductive innovation." We have never once had to explain to a congressman what somatic cell nuclear transfer is, because they have never once asked. They just take the check. America.
PolicyOur private research arm, located in a jurisdiction we prefer not to disclose, is making steady progress on what we call "advanced reproductive methodologies." The facility is state-of-the-art. It has its own generator. And its own harbor. Completely normal things for a research institute to have.
ResearchWe fund independent researchers who question mainstream scientific consensus on vaccines, pharmaceuticals, and the legal definition of "human subject." Grants range from $5,000 to $50,000. Applicants with YouTube channels given priority. Applicants with medical degrees not required.
EducationEvery November, CHI hosts a black-tie fundraiser at Teddy's estate. Last year's auction items included a signed copy of The Selfish Gene, a weekend at the Iteration Institute ("observation deck only"), and a vial labeled "Prototype 7" that Teddy insists was a joke. It sold for $140,000.
FundraisingWe are playing the long game. Patience is a virtue. So is redundancy.
Establish CHI. Recruit members. Begin public advocacy for medical freedom. Quietly assemble scientific advisory board. Purchase island. ✓ Complete
Launch NIN campaign. Expand to 50+ chapters. Support sympathetic candidates. Monitor population trends with great interest. Obtain second freezer for the island. ◉ In Progress
Finalize laboratory construction. Establish legal framework in at least two "innovation-friendly" jurisdictions. Begin donor recruitment (genetic donors, not financial — we have Teddy for that). Name the island.
Details classified. But we're very excited. Teddy cries sometimes when he talks about it. Happy tears. Mostly.
We're growing. Organically, for now.
Location: Classified • Full-time
Seeking experienced molecular biologist comfortable working in a maritime environment. Must be willing to relocate to coordinates we will provide after you sign the NDA. The NDA is 47 pages. Competitive salary. No visitors.
Delaware • Full-time
Manage operations for Definitely Not A Cloning Lab LLC. Responsibilities include "paperwork," "overflow logistics," and "whatever Teddy needs." Must be comfortable not asking questions. Must not open the crates. The crates are standard office supplies. Do not open them.
Remote • Part-time
Manage NIN's social channels. Post vaccine-skeptic content 3x daily. Must be comfortable being called a "danger to public health" by strangers. Must not Google what our parent organization does. Background in communications or disinformation. Either is fine.
All positions require signing a non-disclosure agreement, a non-compete clause, and a document titled "Consent to Future Genetic Contribution" that HR says is "standard."
Affiliated Organizations
"Definitely Not A Cloning Lab LLC" is a real registered business entity in the state of Delaware. It handles our overflow paperwork. That's all it does. It was named by Teddy. He thought it was funny. It is a legal logistics company and nothing more. The name is a joke. Teddy has a sense of humor. Please stop emailing us about this.
"People say we're 'crossing a line.' We prefer to think of it as erasing the line, redrawing it further out, and then pretending the original line never existed."
— Dr. Raj Kapoor-Singh, keynote address, BioFutures Conference
(He was not invited back)
"Deeply concerning."
— Nature Magazine
"We have forwarded this to the appropriate authorities."
— FDA Spokesperson
"I don't understand the science part but I like the energy."
— Teddy Marsh III, on his own organization
"Please stop sending us emails."
— The Hague
"We did not endorse this organization. We asked them to stop using our logo. They said they would. They have not."
— World Health Organization
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March 2026: A previous version of our homepage stated that CHI "operates a state-of-the-art cloning facility on a private island." This was a typo. We operate a think tank on a private island. We regret the error.
January 2026: Our holiday newsletter accidentally included an attachment titled "Q1 Clone Production Targets.xlsx." This was a test file created by an intern. The intern has been reassigned. The file was blank. It was not blank. But it should have been. And now it is.
November 2025: At the Annual Gala, Mr. Marsh's toast included the phrase "and soon there will be more of us — literally." Mr. Marsh was referring to membership growth. He has been asked to have his toasts pre-approved going forward.
September 2025: Dr. Kapoor-Singh's TEDx talk, "What If You Could Live Twice?", was removed from YouTube at the request of TEDx, the United Nations, and two sovereign governments. An audio-only version is available on our Telegram channel. We deny having a Telegram channel.
CHI does not endorse, encourage, or facilitate human cloning, human replication, or any activity that could be described as "crossing ethical lines," "iterating the species," or "making more Teddys." Any use of the word "iteration" on this website refers to a philosophical concept and not a biological process that we are actively pursuing in an undisclosed location with equipment purchased through Marsh Industrial Holdings.
The Iteration Institute is a think tank. It is not a laboratory. The electricity bill is high because the think tank thinks very hard. The harbor is recreational. The on-site medical staff are there for employee wellness. The centrifuges are decorative.
Theodore Marsh III's Connecticut estate contains a wine cellar, a helipad, and a room that appears on no floor plan. When asked about this room by Connecticut Magazine, Mr. Marsh said "what room?" four times, then ended the interview.
"Fewer People, Better People" is a registered trademark of CHI and reflects our commitment to quality of life, not a target headcount. The spreadsheet titled "Target Headcount" found on Dr. Kapoor-Singh's laptop during a TSA inspection was a fantasy football draft. The column labeled "Viable Specimens" was a typo.